BlankHmmm, we remembered the order in our high school science class from Mr. Burnett with "Mary's Violet Eyes Made Jack Stay Up Nights, Perhaps!" Not My Very Educated Mother just served us nine pizzas." And, a different alternative which the ladies will appreciate: "Men very easily make all jobs serve useful needs & purposes." And, another one of Mr. Burnett's finest for biology: King Phillip Came Over From Germany Swimming for kingdom, phylum, Class Order Family Genus, Species. Steve Class of '72 Voices: Fallen planet Pluto awaits its close-up It's been eight years since Pluto to the shock of many of us who'd memorized the nine planets in elementary school was officially demoted to "dwarf planet. Now, there's hope for the rocky, icy, dim little orb at the edge of the solar system: A NASA probe now approaching Pluto promises to return it to prominence, if not the planetary pantheon. The unmanned New Horizons spaceship, the size of a grand piano, left Earth nine years ago this month. Eight months later, an international astronomers' group established a definition of "planet. Pluto, so unlike the other eight planets, did not make the cut. This month, New Horizons starts taking measurements, and in May it should give us our first good look at the surface of Pluto, the last of the unexplored "original' nine planets. Among the questions: Does Pluto have more than five moons? Rings? Of what is its surface composed? Does it have mountains? Geysers? Dave Eicher, editor of Astronomy magazine, says the images also will boost the campaign to make Pluto a planet once again: "We will see Pluto as a world now. It will raise the debate. Eicher outlines the case for planet Pluto: It's round, it has an atmosphere and five moons, and it orbits the sun (albeit elliptically). He agrees that, however you try to define it, a planet is like pornography: You know it when you see it. We elementary students couldn't see Pluto without a very powerful telescope, but we loved it anyway. Why? It's so small, smaller than our moon and six other moons in the solar system, with a diameter equal to the distance from Baltimore to Houston. It's so macabre: cold (average high: minus 375 degrees) and dark (the sun is a thousand times dimmer than on Earth) and named for the Roman god of the underworld. One moon, Charon, is named for the ferryman of Hades who brought the newly dead across the river Styx another Pluto moon. It's so American: predicted by Percival Lowell in the early 20th century, discovered by Clyde Tombaugh in 1930 and named by the Lowell Observatory in Arizona. For 76 years, Pluto was part of the order of things, and the kicker in the phrase for remembering the names and order of the planets: " M y V ery E ducated M other J ust S erved U s N ine P izzas. But Pluto's size had been downgraded almost from the moment it was discovered. Once thought to have a mass roughly equal to Earth's, it actually is 0.2% of ours. It's unlike the "terrestrial' planets (Mercury to Mars) or the "gas giants" (Jupiter to Neptune). Tthe main mission of New Horizons is to explore the Pluto system and the Kuiper Belt of icy, rocky objects. In this artist's rendering, New Horizons soars past Jupiter as the volcanic moon Io passes between the spacecraft and planet. Credit: Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory/Southwest Research Institute (JHUAPL/SwRI) (Photo: 2007 photo by Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory/Southwest Research Institute) The clincher came in 2005, when a Caltech astronomer reported the existence of another icy sphere beyond Neptune (later named Eris) that was larger than Pluto. If, as seems likely, there are more such worlds, the question was whether to evict Pluto or open the books to all sorts of new planets, thus devaluing the brand and complicating the lives of fourth-graders. No matter what New Horizons finds, it's probably too late for Planet Pluto. Tombaugh, its discoverer, lived in New Mexico. (His ashes are aboard New Horizons.) After Pluto was reclassified in 2006, the state Legislature passed a resolution that Pluto was still a planet in New Mexico's skies, no matter what anyone said. There's a Clyde Tombaugh Elementary School in Las Cruces. Four years ago, the school float in the annual Big Enchilada parade was Pluto-themed. Marchers chanted, "We believe that Pluto is a planet! But Tombaugh students are taught that there are eight planets in our solar system. Pluto is not among them. Hampson is a USA TODAY national correspondent