[msb-alumni] Re: Fwd: Why you should always date a guy with a beard
- From: Karen Carter <kcmm54@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "msb-alumni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <msb-alumni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 18 Jan 2015 03:08:52 -0500
LOL Marcia. I like the way you said that.
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> On Jan 17, 2015, at 23:54, Marcia Moses <mgmoses@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
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> I’m soooooooo glad Rob did not!!! have a beard!
> Marcia
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> From: Terry Posont
> Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2015 11:47 PM
> To: Msb List
> Subject: [msb-alumni] Fwd: Why you should always date a guy with a beard
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> Sent from my iPhone
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>> From: "Chasity Jackson" <chasityglenn@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>> Date: January 16, 2015 at 8:58:35 AM CST
>> To: <terryt52@xxxxxxxxxxx>
>> Subject: Why you should always date a guy with a beard
>>
>> I thought of you, Terry, when I saw this on facebook, since you almost
>> always have a beard.
>>
>> Here are 21 completely logical reasons why you should always date the guy
>> who has a beard:
>>
>> 1. Beards are rugged and manly.
>>
>> A man with a beard is just plain sexier than a man with a baby-bare face —
>> just look at this guy. A girl loves a guy who looks like a manly beast.
>>
>> Sometimes we just want to be manhandled, and a beard is a dead ringer for
>> getting that kind of aggressive action. Not to mention, it looks like he
>> could build you a house with his bare hands — and I am all about that.
>>
>> 2. Kissing is more fun.
>>
>> Kissing a man with a beard tickles in a good way. It’s a little like
>> receiving a free chin scratch. Also, there’s something decidedly aggressive
>> about making out with a bearded man.
>>
>> 3. He goes down a lot better.
>>
>> Holla! Nothing better than a beard on inner thighs, trust me. Once you go
>> beard, you will never go back. Is that the saying? Well, it should be.
>>
>> 4. He looks good when he’s all dressed up.
>>
>> A beard is a great contrast against a suit or a slick button up. Having a
>> burly bit of facial hair adds a sense of the strapping woodcutter
>> complemented by a stylish outfit. His beard also allows for a more acute
>> confidence in your man, making him all that more appealing as your strapping
>> arm candy.
>>
>> 5. It’s fun to stroke.
>>
>> Men are a lot like dogs. They like to be rubbed and scratched. Having a
>> beard is like having another pet. You can run your hands along his brawny
>> mug instead of just plain old bare skin — and the ignited nerve-endings sure
>> will be delighted.
>>
>> 6. It keeps him warm.
>>
>> A beard is like a sweater for his face. You won’t have to worry about your
>> boo getting chilly when facing the winter wind. It’s a natural fighter
>> against the elements. No walking pneumonia for your man.
>>
>> 7. He allows you to relive that rebellious streak from high school.
>>
>> Beards have long since been aligned with “bad boys.” The guy who could grow
>> a beard in high school probably had a motorcycle and a tattoo, making him
>> the absolute worst nightmare for your parents.
>>
>> Dating a guy with a beard later in life allows for that sexy rebelliousness
>> you may not have gotten to explore, but without all of the added drama or
>> encounters with the police.
>>
>> 8. Men with beards are healthier.
>>
>> According to science, men with beards lead a healthier existence. The
>> University of Southern Queensland published the results of a 2013 study on
>> men with beards in the Radiation Protection Dosimetry Journal, finding that
>> beards “block 90 to 95 percent of UV rays, slowing the aging process and
>> reducing skin cancer.”
>>
>> 9. They’re Lumbersexual.
>>
>> Lumbersexual: being attracted to men who look like lumberjacks. Yes, it’s a
>> very real thing. Sometimes you just want to get down with someone who can
>> handle an axe and who likes to build fires, all while sporting a full beard
>> and a flannel. Phew… getting a little hot just thinking about it, you know?
>>
>> 10. A beard makes a man look older.
>>
>> There’s a certain air of maturity around a man with a beard. Women tend to
>> be attracted to older, worldlier guys and a beard is the perfect complement
>> to that image.
>>
>> 11. It’s a symbol of virility and wisdom.
>>
>> Historically, growing facial hair is attributed to puberty and the onset of
>> manhood. The ability to grow a beard shows how men are becoming wiser,
>> more mature and ready to make lots of babies, which of course makes our lady
>> hormones go bonkers.
>>
>> 12. It makes them mysterious.
>>
>> A man with a beard just seems sure of himself, all while maintaining an
>> image of dark sophistication. There is something sexy and mysterious about a
>> guy who dons a well-groomed bit of facial hair.
>>
>> 13. Other men respect him.
>>
>> Just like Nick Offerman’s mustache, a beard demands respect from other men.
>> Men want to be able to grow facial hair and demonstrate their sturdy
>> manliness. When a man has a beard, he generates his Alpha status, making
>> other males quake in his presence and look to him for guidance.
>>
>> 14. He’s obviously patient.
>>
>> If he took the time to grow a beard, he clearly has no problem waiting for
>> things to unfold. He isn’t hasty or rash; he is cool and calculating —
>> letting everything he sets out to accomplish come to fruition in good time.
>> He understands that a thing is better done with care to make it its best
>> rather than done quickly and have it be subpar.
>>
>> 15. It shows commitment.
>>
>> To commit to a beard is a big deal. Their maintenance is akin to the
>> maintenance we ladies have to commit to when dealing with our bikini lines
>> (though way less painful). They need to be trimmed, conditioned and managed
>> with care. A guy with a beard is not some slovenly bum; he’s a man who is
>> willing to take care of himself.
>>
>> 16. It shows he’s not cookie cutter.
>>
>> A man with a beard is anything but ordinary. It shows that he isn’t afraid
>> to be different and try something unusual. A man with a beard is down for
>> spontaneity and adventure.
>>
>> 17. You can dress it up!
>>
>> You can do so much with a beard! Flowers, Christmas ornaments… there are so
>> many different ways to have fun with a beard. It might be the most hipster
>> thing on earth, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t super, super fun.
>>
>> 18. It reminds you of Jesus.
>>
>> A beard just makes any man look more like the Son of God. And who isn’t
>> going to want to jump on that? (And if he doesn’t have the abs, he might as
>> well have the beard.)
>>
>> 19. He’s timeless.
>>
>> He’ll always be a classic. Like Ernest Hemingway, your boyfriend is a tale
>> as old as time. He’ll never go out of style, and he’ll always have an
>> appreciation for the more refined.
>>
>> 20. He’ll always have conditioner at his apartment.
>>
>> Honestly, dating a guy you don’t have to lug conditioner around for? Sign me
>> up. The last thing I want to deal with is having my conditioner explode all
>> over my overnight bag because I forgot (read: pressed snooze four times) to
>> wash my hair in the morning.
>>
>> 21. It’s kind of like having a big dick.
>>
>> Read whatever you want from this one. I know when I see a guy with an
>> impressive beard, I always think to myself, “If that guy can grow a beard
>> like that, I bet he is well-endowed.”
>>
>>
>>
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