[msb-alumni] Re: Fwd: Why you should always date a guy with a beard
- From: "Marcia Moses" <mgmoses@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <msb-alumni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2015 23:54:12 -0500
I’m soooooooo glad Rob did not!!! have a beard!
Marcia
From: Terry Posont
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2015 11:47 PM
To: Msb List
Subject: [msb-alumni] Fwd: Why you should always date a guy with a beard
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From: "Chasity Jackson" <chasityglenn@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: January 16, 2015 at 8:58:35 AM CST
To: <terryt52@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: Why you should always date a guy with a beard
I thought of you, Terry, when I saw this on facebook, since you almost always
have a beard.
Here are 21 completely logical reasons why you should always date the guy who
has a beard:
1. Beards are rugged and manly.
A man with a beard is just plain sexier than a man with a baby-bare face —
just look at this guy. A girl loves a guy who looks like a manly beast.
Sometimes we just want to be manhandled, and a beard is a dead ringer for
getting that kind of aggressive action. Not to mention, it looks like he could
build you a house with his bare hands — and I am all about that.
2. Kissing is more fun.
Kissing a man with a beard tickles in a good way. It’s a little like
receiving a free chin scratch. Also, there’s something decidedly aggressive
about making out with a bearded man.
3. He goes down a lot better.
Holla! Nothing better than a beard on inner thighs, trust me. Once you go
beard, you will never go back. Is that the saying? Well, it should be.
4. He looks good when he’s all dressed up.
A beard is a great contrast against a suit or a slick button up. Having a
burly bit of facial hair adds a sense of the strapping woodcutter complemented
by a stylish outfit. His beard also allows for a more acute confidence in your
man, making him all that more appealing as your strapping arm candy.
5. It’s fun to stroke.
Men are a lot like dogs. They like to be rubbed and scratched. Having a beard
is like having another pet. You can run your hands along his brawny mug instead
of just plain old bare skin — and the ignited nerve-endings sure will be
delighted.
6. It keeps him warm.
A beard is like a sweater for his face. You won’t have to worry about your
boo getting chilly when facing the winter wind. It’s a natural fighter against
the elements. No walking pneumonia for your man.
7. He allows you to relive that rebellious streak from high school.
Beards have long since been aligned with “bad boys.” The guy who could grow a
beard in high school probably had a motorcycle and a tattoo, making him the
absolute worst nightmare for your parents.
Dating a guy with a beard later in life allows for that sexy rebelliousness
you may not have gotten to explore, but without all of the added drama or
encounters with the police.
8. Men with beards are healthier.
According to science, men with beards lead a healthier existence. The
University of Southern Queensland published the results of a 2013 study on men
with beards in the Radiation Protection Dosimetry Journal, finding that beards
“block 90 to 95 percent of UV rays, slowing the aging process and reducing skin
cancer.”
9. They’re Lumbersexual.
Lumbersexual: being attracted to men who look like lumberjacks. Yes, it’s a
very real thing. Sometimes you just want to get down with someone who can
handle an axe and who likes to build fires, all while sporting a full beard and
a flannel. Phew… getting a little hot just thinking about it, you know?
10. A beard makes a man look older.
There’s a certain air of maturity around a man with a beard. Women tend to be
attracted to older, worldlier guys and a beard is the perfect complement to
that image.
11. It’s a symbol of virility and wisdom.
Historically, growing facial hair is attributed to puberty and the onset of
manhood. The ability to grow a beard shows how men are becoming wiser, more
mature and ready to make lots of babies, which of course makes our lady
hormones go bonkers.
12. It makes them mysterious.
A man with a beard just seems sure of himself, all while maintaining an image
of dark sophistication. There is something sexy and mysterious about a guy who
dons a well-groomed bit of facial hair.
13. Other men respect him.
Just like Nick Offerman’s mustache, a beard demands respect from other men.
Men want to be able to grow facial hair and demonstrate their sturdy manliness.
When a man has a beard, he generates his Alpha status, making other males quake
in his presence and look to him for guidance.
14. He’s obviously patient.
If he took the time to grow a beard, he clearly has no problem waiting for
things to unfold. He isn’t hasty or rash; he is cool and calculating — letting
everything he sets out to accomplish come to fruition in good time. He
understands that a thing is better done with care to make it its best rather
than done quickly and have it be subpar.
15. It shows commitment.
To commit to a beard is a big deal. Their maintenance is akin to the
maintenance we ladies have to commit to when dealing with our bikini lines
(though way less painful). They need to be trimmed, conditioned and managed
with care. A guy with a beard is not some slovenly bum; he’s a man who is
willing to take care of himself.
16. It shows he’s not cookie cutter.
A man with a beard is anything but ordinary. It shows that he isn’t afraid to
be different and try something unusual. A man with a beard is down for
spontaneity and adventure.
17. You can dress it up!
You can do so much with a beard! Flowers, Christmas ornaments… there are so
many different ways to have fun with a beard. It might be the most hipster
thing on earth, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t super, super fun.
18. It reminds you of Jesus.
A beard just makes any man look more like the Son of God. And who isn’t going
to want to jump on that? (And if he doesn’t have the abs, he might as well have
the beard.)
19. He’s timeless.
He’ll always be a classic. Like Ernest Hemingway, your boyfriend is a tale as
old as time. He’ll never go out of style, and he’ll always have an appreciation
for the more refined.
20. He’ll always have conditioner at his apartment.
Honestly, dating a guy you don’t have to lug conditioner around for? Sign me
up. The last thing I want to deal with is having my conditioner explode all
over my overnight bag because I forgot (read: pressed snooze four times) to
wash my hair in the morning.
21. It’s kind of like having a big dick.
Read whatever you want from this one. I know when I see a guy with an
impressive beard, I always think to myself, “If that guy can grow a beard like
that, I bet he is well-endowed.”
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