My wife is gaga over "The Apprentice." Normally a thoughtful and erudite (though frequently rabid) academic type, she's taken to ensconcing herself on the couch at the appointed time and has even begun buying copies of "Us" (urrgh) so she can get all the inside information. It appears she'd hate to miss out on the catfights and behind the scenes romancing. So why does this bother me? What bugs me is that we have couch potating viewers slavishly devoted to gossip and smugly pretending they are sociologists. And for all the maneuvering, intriguing and infighting, there's really very little going on of any sociological interest: the pre-fab crises and subsequent self-interested scrambling never lead to any significant insights. However unscripted and "real" the shows are supposed to be, they don't rise above soap operas, chock full of bland malevolence, barely-disguised selfishness and dopey rationalizations. But then I think, so what's so great about "The Simpsons" which I believe to be the best show TV has ever produced? As on reality TV, situations are steered by the producers such that the characters conflict in particular ways; what's so special about the way this is done? Why are cartoon characters so much more engaging than real people acting like real people? To go even further, why is good fiction involving characters in conflict so much more engaging than real people in real conflicts? The answer, as Trump himself might say, is in "results." Good storytelling leads listeners or viewers toward an understanding, usually a moral one. What do we learn from "The Apprentice"? Shallow insights like "8 Type A personalities won't become best friends" masquerading as wisdom. Consider the following: Mr Burns: Oh it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was driving to the orphanage to pass out toys... suddenly that incorrigible Simpson boy darted out in front of me. Bart: It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. I was playing in my wholesome childlike way, little realizing that I was about to be struck down by the Luxury Car of Death. and after various mirthful machinations have ensued Moe: Aw, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy. From the day they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy but trust me... they ain't. It's no contest, Reality TV, you're fired. David Savory Vancouver dsavory@xxxxxxxxx ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html