[lit-ideas] why I hate reality TV

  • From: david savory <dsavory@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Fri, 9 Apr 2004 11:33:59 -0700

My wife is gaga over "The Apprentice." Normally a thoughtful and 
erudite (though frequently rabid) academic type, she's taken to 
ensconcing herself on the couch at the appointed time and has even 
begun buying copies of "Us" (urrgh) so she can get all the inside 
information. It appears she'd hate to miss out on the catfights and 
behind the scenes romancing. So why does this bother me?

What bugs me is that we have couch potating viewers slavishly devoted 
to gossip and smugly pretending they are sociologists. And for all 
the maneuvering, intriguing and infighting, there's really very 
little going on of any sociological interest: the pre-fab crises and 
subsequent self-interested scrambling never lead to any significant 
insights. However unscripted and "real" the shows are supposed to be, 
they don't rise above soap operas, chock full of bland malevolence, 
barely-disguised selfishness and dopey rationalizations.

But then I think, so what's so great about "The Simpsons" which I 
believe to be the best show TV has ever produced? As on reality TV, 
situations are steered by the producers such that the characters 
conflict in particular ways; what's so special about the way this is 
done? Why are cartoon characters so much more engaging than real 
people acting like real people? To go even further, why is good 
fiction involving characters in conflict so much more engaging than 
real people in real conflicts?

The answer, as Trump himself might say, is in "results." Good 
storytelling leads listeners or viewers toward an understanding, 
usually a moral one. What do we learn from "The Apprentice"? Shallow 
insights like "8 Type A personalities won't become best friends" 
masquerading as wisdom. Consider the following:

Mr Burns: Oh it was a beautiful day. The sun was shining. I was 
driving to the orphanage to pass out toys... suddenly that 
incorrigible Simpson boy darted out in front of me.

Bart: It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. I was playing in my 
wholesome childlike way, little realizing that I was about to be 
struck down by the Luxury Car of Death.

and after various mirthful machinations have ensued

Moe: Aw, you're better off. Rich people aren't happy. From the day 
they're born to the day they die, they think they're happy but trust 
me... they ain't.

It's no contest, Reality TV, you're fired.


David Savory
Vancouver
dsavory@xxxxxxxxx
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