[lit-ideas] What's It
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- Date: Sun, 14 Sep 2014 19:09:07 -0400
In a message dated 9/14/2014 5:11:03 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,
profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx writes in "Sunday Something": "While it's clear that a
twofer
and a wotsit are not the same thing (portion size here is key), experts
differ on what exactly distinguishes a Something from a Wotsit."
[commenting on a line by P. Stone's father [remarking on P. Stone's coming
in from shoveling snow with my fly down):]
>>"you better be careful or you'll get a frostbitten wotsit"
My favourite has to be from this song banned by the BBC -- Lyrics below.
Cheers,
Speranza
----
VERSE:
(a)
I've got a gal
o what a gal
she weights 200 pounds.
but she is just my kind of gal
the best one I have found.
(b)
can she pet
o how she pets.
why each night in the park
I take my corn-fed mama out
& neck where it is dark.
* * * * *
REFRAIN: o...
she takes her little WHAT'S IT were she goes
her little funny WHAT'S IT always shows
but when she struts down the street
het little WHAT'S IT can't be beat
'cos she's not too fat
she's not too thin
but where she sticks out
she should cave in
she takes her little WHAT'S IT where she goes
& her WHAT'S IT never grows
but when she struts right down the street
her little what's it can't be beat
but she's my gal
my dog-faced gal
from Nashville, Tennessee
----
VERSE II
(a)
o she has feet
& o what feet
she wears a number nine.
her feet are big
& she is strong
this dog-faced gal of mine.
(b)
& when we go
we always go to places she likes best.
I walk a while
then she sits down
to let her WHAT'S IT rest.
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