[lit-ideas] Re: Translation Problem, or the Absolutely Literary Backstory to How at Deadline Arsenal Ended Up With Everton's Top Player

  • From: David Ritchie <ritchierd@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2011 23:02:10 -0700

Try this one:

The loan is a one-year facility for £14m, replacing a mortgage agreed with 
Investec 12 months previously, in which this season's central funds were signed 
over to the bank.

That Investec loan was a departure from the terms of the 2009 agreement with 
Barclays, in which only the same season's Premier League funds were borrowed 
against to assist with cashflow.

To sell future seasons' income is intrinsically more risky, both for the lender 
and the mortgager. There can be no guarantees that Everton will even be in the 
Premier League next season, and although there has been no disclosure of the 
interest-rate terms, that risk is normally priced into what yield the creditor 
must pay, making the rate more expensive.

Everton are insouciant about the deal, insisting that even if the worst happens 
they could cover it from the bumper parachute payments from the Premier League. 
But that income is meant as a relegation cushion, not to cover cashflow 
difficulties.


David Ritchie,
Senior Bumper Parachuting Consultant,
Cashflow Difficulties-upon-Avon,
Ideas, ID.

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