RP: What's interesting is that with a little syntactic smoothing, this diced and minced and reassembled Auden might well be accepted by the literary equivalent of the magazine that accepted Sokal's paper, some years back. JE: Yes. Alas. EY: With the correct contact-sodden cover letter, MFA credentials, and the right persona--perhaps Kim Ogg, former prize-winning Albanian Olympic weightlifter, now the radicalized current lover of Jeanette Winterson, and female vocalist of the band "Love Hammer." One could include a photo, mail simultaneous submissions to dozens of poetry magazines, wait a month, post simultaneous submission retractions and apologies, and see what kind of mail results. Perhaps Ogg's postcolonialist "appropriation" of part of Longfellow's "Hiawatha" would work? ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html