[lit-ideas] Re: Take aff yer Sandals

  • From: David Ritchie <profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Sun, 1 Mar 2015 19:20:11 -0800

On Mar 1, 2015, at 6:16 PM, (Redacted sender "Jlsperanza@xxxxxxx" for DMARC) 
wrote:

> O. K. writes wonders (if that's the verb) that "whether God originally  
> spoke to Moses in some language other than Hebrew, such as Egyptian - is a  
> matter of conjecture."


God spoke to Moses in Glaswegian.  It's in a book, which I own.

"Wan day, as he wis mindin his sheep oan the slope o Mount Sinai, [Moses] saw 
whit seemed tae be a bush in flames.  The odd thing wis, though the bush wis 
burnin away, it didny faw apart!  Moses heard a voice callin oot, 'Moses! 
Moses! Take aff yer sandals.  Ye're standing the presence o God.'
Moses wis feart an hid his face in his cloak.
The voice went oan, "I am the God o Abraham, Isaac an Jacob.  Ah've seen the 
sufferin o ma people in Egypt, an I am taking them oot o that land.  You, 
Moses, will lead them aw inty a land flowin wi milk and honey.'
Moses gulped, 'Ah, Lord...eh, n-no me.  Ah'm no fit tae dae that.  Ye ken ah've 
got a k-k-kinna stutter an ah canny speak awfy weel.'"

from Jamie Stuart, "A Glasgow Bible."

David Ritchie,
Beyond the Clyde's West 
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