[lit-ideas] Re: THEN THERE'S THOSE OTHER TIMES

  • From: Donal McEvoy <donalmcevoyuk@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Wed, 29 Sep 2010 08:58:48 +0000 (GMT)


--- On Wed, 29/9/10, Eric <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> In the next episode, the tragic opera about Mohammad, the
> camel who loved him, and the pig who scorned his
> affections.

Let's stick to Jesus, it's safer:

Jesus went out into the desert and fasted there for forty days and forty nights 
(the nights being mentioned to show he didn't take advantage of a loop-hole 
like some lawyer schmuck). After a while he became delirious and had 
halucinations, some of which were quite unpleasant. One involved a devil who 
tempted him, first with gefilte fish but let's not get into that. The devil 
offered Jesus all kinds of generous offers which Jesus turned down while having 
the good manners not to say it was in fact only his Dad who had the power to 
deliver on such promises. Eventually he returned and spoke to his disciples who 
asked "Master, what happened?". Jesus told them, "I'll tell you later. Right 
now I'm too bloody starving".

Donal




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