SMIRKY TURKEYS DESERVE TO DIE In a hurly-burly river where salamanders slither where gar there are and lightning-like the fast bass strike -- silver flash, big fish, little fish, all is dish. Splash. Life is strife, ask any wife. Ask those who toil, who moil in the muck, foil to the royal, they'll tell you: you are you by luck of fuck. So, as design, I find it lacks intelligence. How odd that God could not imagine a world where ladies and gents don't take it on the chin. What a sin. But that's OK, it's Thanksgiving Day, Fifty-eight degrees Fahrenheit, bright and breezy, just right for a kite. A man is walking the walk, a car horn honks -- a bird squawks, the leaves that are left on trees bereft shimmy like the shine of rhinestones, how lovely is life. "All is chance." My cat looks askance at me. What does she care how the food got there? Or I? For that matter. I didn't invent the universe. Is is what is. Is is the cat on the mat. The final reality, the totality, I thank the turkey though the reasons are murky for this celebration, Still and all, turkey is better than beef jerky, so thank you, Lord. Mike Geary Memphis