[lit-ideas] Re: Satire alert: The Onion reports that Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
- From: david ritchie <profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 4 Oct 2022 13:45:05 -0700
On Oct 4, 2022, at 12:04 AM, Torgeir Fjeld <t.fjeld1@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Wednesday 5:00AM Alerts
Free-Spirited Man Informed It Time To Grow Up And Stop Being Happy
CONWAY, AR—Faced with claims that he was too old to be living in the moment
and enjoying life to the fullest, free-spirited man Daniel Lambert was
informed Wednesday that it was time to grow up and stop being happy.
Linda (hearing Daniel outside the bedroom, calls with some trepidation): Daniel!
Daniel: It’s all right. I came back.
Linda: Why? What happened? (Slight pause.) Did something happen, Daniel?
Daniel: No, nothing happened.
Linda: You didn’t smash the car, did you? Doing that Titanic flying pose out
the sunroof and steering with your feet?
Daniel (with casual irritation): I said nothing happened. Didn’t you hear me?
Linda: Don’t you feel well?
Willy: I’m too happy. That’s my problem. I gotta grow up.
Auteur Millhar
Portland,
Horegon------------------------------------------------------------------
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