[lit-ideas] Monday Twofer
- From: David Ritchie <profdritchie@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 2 Sep 2013 21:59:18 -0700
andy murray follows arsenal and so do i
andy murray plays tennis and so do i
andy murray is six foot three one hundred and eighty five pounds
arsenal is one of the few teams in the premier league without a scottish manager
and no scottish players
i'm shorter and fatter than him
and i've not entered wimbledon as a player
i looked up his clan
descended from the dutch
folk from moravia
apparently our lot fought with his lot and the campbells and the forbes in 1594
and of course lord george murray
was a very successful general for the pretender
we were on the right at culloden you know clan mackintosh
but others were listened to
and murray was not
you know the rest
the clan chief is an atholl
the twelfth earl
the clan motto is peculiar
furth, fortune and fill the fetters
andy probably prefers an older one
quite ready
one hopes he is
in all the talk and theory about how photography lies the small thing that gets
missed is humidity when you see a photo of phuket or a caribbean island's beach
or some other glory for vain men in speedos remember as you ogle the bodies
they may be sweating like pigs dusted off between shots by first and second
powder puff assistants they'll not mention this in the brochure
David Ritchie,
Portland,
Oregon------------------------------------------------------------------
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