>>The Zombies were hiding in the baggage section, which
wasn't checked before the plane to hell took off.
And where else would Zombies hide? If only airport security
hadn't confiscated Ali's aerosol Zombie-Be-Gone; if only the
airlines weren't screening a Maya Deren film in flight; if
only Little Nell had been allowed to keep her plastic butter
knife...Hey wait! Vampires can't become Zombies. Ali was
only feigning evisceration....
[to be continued]
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