"In order to distinguish us from ordinary blokes, we all wear a green carnation", Sir Noel Coward Incidentally, Read is also a Rupert Brooke fan, founder of the first-ever Rupert Brooke Society. --- Cheers, JL ---- MUSICAL ABOUT WILDE CLOSES AFTER ONE SHOW By Jill Lawless LONDON - Like the career of its subject, London's latest musical began in a blaze of publicity, set tongues wagging and ended, prematurely , in disgrace. Oscar Wilde: The Musical opened last Tuesday at the 500-seat Shaw Theatre. It closed the next day after receivig excoriating reviews and selling just five tickets for its second performance. Written, produced and directed by Mike Read, a radio DJ whose fame peaked in the 1980s, Oscar Wilde set out , according to its publicity material, to chart Wilde's " tragic descent from idolization to isolation" - with a script written entirely in rhyming couplets. The Daily Telegraph declared the show " a pitiful vanity project" . The Evening Standard judged it " a musical of exquisite awfulness." The author of plays, poems, essays and novels, Wilde was the epigram -spouting darling of 1890s London. But his career ended in disgrace in 1895 , when he was sentenced to two years in prison for " gross indecency" following a failed libel suit against the Marquis of Queensberry, father of Wilde's lover, Lord Alfred Douglas. Wilde died of cerebral meningitis in a Paris hotel room in November 1900 at the age of 46. Read, who has written musicals based on Dicken's Great Expectations, Shakespeare's A midsummer Night's dream and the life of crooner Cliff Richard, mounted the show to mark the 150th anniversary of Wilde?s birth. Last week he told The Independent newspaper . " I would like to think it might still be performed in 100 years' time". It seems unlikely . Newspapers reported that only five tickets had been sold for Wednesday's performance when Read decided to pull the plug. " I am naturally devastated at the turn of events. We had a fantastic West End cast and the reaction of the audience at the press night was terrific", Read said in a statement The reaction of critics was harsh. The Daily Telegraph's Dominic Cavendish judged it " a pitiful vanity project " that passes golden genius though the filter of presumptuous mediocrity and produces over two hours of leaden dross ." In The Guardian, which gave the show zero stars out of five, Elizabeth Mahoney lambastedRead's " forgetable songs that are lamely camp...or limply sentimental." The Times' Benedict Nightingale said Wilde would be " chewing his green carnation in dismay " if forced to watch the production. ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html