[lit-ideas] Re: From Time Magazine
- From: Eric Yost <mr.eric.yost@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 19 Sep 2005 17:20:44 -0400
How would you people here at Lit_ Ideas feel, if you read in the
Newspaper that the United States of America, was sending their
Military Forces After Andreas Ramos...
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I for one would say it's about time. Ramos, posing as a generous
polymath, Maypole dancer, and all-around nice guy, has secretly been
conspiring against the citizens of Saudi Arabia through the
hydra-headed international network he created, but has obstinately
refused to name. Their ultimate goal--to crash a C5A cargo plane
full of walruses and snowblowers into the Kaaba in Mecca--is
believed by many open-source software intelligence designers to be
in its final planning stage, or at least out of the beta-stage. As
part of Operation Pimpernel, the Missoula Montana Fire Department
seeks him here, seeks him there, and when they find him it's banana
cream pie missile time. The splat shall be heard around the world.
Yours in defense of walrus freedom,
Capt. Fred L. Queeg
Department of Unconditional Surrender
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