Mirabelle Crass 117 Alston Dumpling Road Boston, MA 02127 (Home) 617 247 8459 (Bar) 617 747 1812 (Zoo) 617 847 1269 Mr. Jack Huckaboomloo, Associate Partner, Laurels-Swan-Locust, Inc. Memorial to the Unknown Tree by David Ritchie Foundation 1611 Memorial to the Unknown Tree Road Ritchie, VA 20010 Dear Mr. Huckaboomloo, I am writing in response to the advertisement for Tree Hugger Intern that you placed last Thursday in the New York Climes personals section. Please find enclosed my resume detailing my work experience as a practicing Tree Hugger. You will see from my resume that I am currently working at the Caligostro Media Agency as a Human Guinea Pig, where I have gained valuable knowledge and expertise through my work on several large anti-Elder Tree corporate and quasi-governmental accounts. I believe that I have the correct skills and attitude to fulfill my role within Laurels-Swan-Locust, Inc., and if successful I feel I would begin to make an immediate hands-on contribution. Should you have any questions, or if you wish me to send more photos of my muscular yet attractive arms, I can be contacted at any of the numbers above and quite a few others. I look forward to hearing from you. Sincerely, Mirabelle Crass Enclosure: Resume with glossy color 5x9s ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html