[lit-ideas] Re: Conscious after the fact?
- From: Robert Paul <rpaul@xxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:34:08 -0700
John Wager wrote
I've been thinking about this today: What would a "license" exam look
like for parenting?
Let's say you had to identify 2 questions that such a test MUST have:
What would those two questions be?
(And, of course, what would the answers have to be?)
(1) Can you survive on two hours sleep a night for a year? (Information
from former law school students, hospital interns, etc., must be listed
on Form CYP27, and submitted before completion of Part IIa of the
Parenting License Examination.)
(2) Will you read to your child at least once a day from a Suitable Book
(SB)? (A list of SBs can be found in the Index to Suitable Literary and
Artistic Activities [SLAAA], in Part IV, Section 9.1 of the Universal
Parenting License Board's [UPLB] document FM 6-40, Preparing for the
Examination.
[snip]
A table of Suitable Reading Session Times, listed by age, may be
obtained from any US Customs Office, County Extension Agent, or from
Ticketmaster.com (US only; for Canada and other Backward Nations
[CAOBN], please contact your United Nations representative.)
In filling out any UPLB form or other document DO NOT write outside the
designated space or appropriate area. Thank you for your cooperation.
Sincerely,
Susan Bore, Associate Coordinator
Universal Parenting Licensing Board
Princeton, NJ
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