[lit-ideas] A blind man tells a blonde joke
- From: "Andreas Ramos" <andreas@xxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Lit-Ideas" <lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 15 Aug 2006 21:09:41 -0700
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
After sitting at the bar for awhile, the blind man yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
The woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair, given
that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde biker chick.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that blonde
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have
to explain it five times."
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