RE: OT: This is what John Q. public is afraid of...
- From: "Amy Babinchak" <Amy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 9 Dec 2003 10:02:54 -0500
I'll join you in left field. I'm hoping that it gets so crowded out here
that we have to expand into Center and Right field.
There is a list compiled every year by Lake Superior State University of
the most over used words. 911 and nearly any phrase having the word
security in it should be on the list. Not that we need to forget about
911 or security but we need to stop using them as an excuse.
Amy
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From: Kenny Mann [mailto:Kennymann@xxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Tuesday, December 09, 2003 9:51 AM
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Subject: [isalist] RE: OT: This is what John Q. public is afraid of...
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Maybe it's just me, but I fear the American (perhaps others as well)
society slowly turning this way.
When was the last time you went to college, remember just being a
number? (social security, to be exact)
Ever since 9/11 many places have been doing things for "security"
reasons, however I feel many buisness's are using this to their
advantages just to monitor employee's and such, to make sure they are
working.
I feel as though if the employee is getting the job done, that's all
that counts, however that's just my opinoin, and I'm sure there are many
others. Their was some 80's show I remember seeing, I think it was
something like Mad Max or something, maybe I'm way wrong, but it was in
a society when learning isn't allowed and TV rating ruled everything,
only major corps had $$$. As of late, I feel our society turning into
such as seen on TV. It probably won't be that bad because a revolution
will happen (most likely), but yall understand were I'm coming from.
Perhaps it's just paranoid me. :-)
I think John Q. got screwed because it ended up being all about the
money.
That always just urks me... So many people care about the money, then
again, few people are every really happy with all that money. I dunno,
but then again, I don't know anyone who would want me doing surgery on
them. ;-)
I think if people were educated to care about others, things would be
different. While working at the thatres, too few parents show this.
</two cents>
Perhaps I'm wayyy in left field... I dunno...
Regards,
Kenny Mann
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From: Jim Harrison [mailto:jim@xxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: Tuesday, December 09, 2003 8:32 AM
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Not new; just frighteningly amusing...
;-)
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From: "William Robertson" <robertson.william@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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Sent: Monday, December 08, 2003 21:58
Subject: [isalist] RE: OT: This is what John Q. public is afraid of...
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You mean this is new to you guys?!?!!? :) My pizza delivery guy can is
much
better 'cause he can hook up to the satellite images and actually SEE
which
phone I am calling from... ;)
-----Original Message-----
From: Jim Harrison [mailto:jim@xxxxxxxxxxxx]
Sent: 08 December 2003 22:46 PM
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Subject: [isalist] OT: This is what John Q. public is afraid of...
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Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
...
Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
..
Operator : "Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
...
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610"
..
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from
17 Meadow Drive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745 2302
and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now
Sir?
..
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
..
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
..
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
..
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
..
Customer: "How come?"
...
Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
...
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
...
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it"
..
Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt
Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
..
Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then,
how much will that cost?
Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is $ 49.99 ..
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
..
Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit
card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since
October last year"
..
Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan Sir.
..
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and
withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
..
Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached
your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
..
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash
ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
..
Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
..
Customer: " What the..?"
..
Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a
Harley,...registration number E1123..."
...
Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
..
Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July
1987 You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...
...
Customer:( Speechless)
..
Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
..
Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3
free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
..
Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
you're also diabetic.... "
______
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