RE: OT: This is what John Q. public is afraid of...
- From: "John Tolmachoff \(Lists\)" <johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Mon, 8 Dec 2003 13:07:20 -0800
ROFLOL
John Tolmachoff
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> From: Jim Harrison [mailto:jim@xxxxxxxxxxxx]
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> Subject: [isalist] OT: This is what John Q. public is afraid of...
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> Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your..."
> ...
> Customer: "Hello, can I order.."
> ..
> Operator : "Can I have your multipurpose card number first, Sir?"
> ...
> Customer: "It's eh..., hold on....6102049998-45-54610"
> ..
> Operator : "OK... you're... Mr Sheehan and you're calling from
> 17 Meadow Drive. Your home number is 494 2366, your office 745 2302
> and your mobile is 014 266 2566. Which number are you calling from now
> Sir?
> ..
> Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"
> ..
> Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
> ..
> Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
> ..
> Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
> ..
> Customer: "How come?"
> ...
> Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood
> pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
> ...
> Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
> ...
> Operator : "Try our Low Fat Soybean Yogurt Pizza.You'll like it"
> ..
> Customer: "How do you know for sure?"
>
> Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Soybean Yogurt
> Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"
> ..
> Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family sized ones then,
> how much will that cost?
>
> Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
> total is $ 49.99 ..
> Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
> ..
> Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit
> card is over the limit and you're owing your bank $3720.55 since
> October last year"
> ..
> Operator : "That's not including the late payment charges on your
> housing loan Sir.
> ..
> Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and
> withdraw Some cash before your guy arrives"
> ..
> Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached
> your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
> ..
> Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash
> ready.
> How long is it gonna take anyway?"
> ..
> Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can
> always come and collect it on your motorcycle..."
> ..
> Customer: " What the..?"
> ..
> Operator : "According to the details in system, you own a
> Harley,...registration number E1123..."
> ...
> Customer: "@#%/$@&?#"
> ..
> Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July
> 1987 You were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...
> ...
> Customer:( Speechless)
> ..
> Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?"
> ..
> Customer: "Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3
> free bottles of Pepsi as advertised?"
> ..
> Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records
> you're also diabetic.... "
> ______
>
> Jim Harrison
> MCP(NT4, W2K), A+, Network+, PCG
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