RE: OT: LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING (c) Copyright 2003 Nobody In Particular
- From: "John Tolmachoff \(Lists\)" <johnlist@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 10:34:39 -0800
ROFLOL! That is a good one.
John Tolmachoff
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> Subject: [isalist] OT: LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING (c) Copyright 2003
> Nobody In Particular
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> Shakespeare had it right:
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> Sensitivity: Confidential
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> >From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
> accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
> environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
> low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
> religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
> choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
> traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
> secular traditions at all . . . and a financially successful, personally
> fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
> generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the
> race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
> computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
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> * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
> implement any of the wishes;
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> in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
> wishor;
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> expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of
> one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first;
> * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
> replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
> discretion of the wishor;
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> * Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
> Christmas", "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual
> or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from
> them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any
> referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
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