OT: LAWYERS' SEASONAL GREETING (c) Copyright 2003 Nobody In Particular

  • From: "Thomas W Shinder" <tshinder@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "[ISAserver.org Discussion List]" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 23 Dec 2003 12:22:18 -0600

Shakespeare had it right:

Importance: High
Sensitivity: Confidential

From me ("the wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the wishee") Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct,
low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the
religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your
choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all . . . and a financially successful, personally
fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the
generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due respect for the
calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of
computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee. 
  
By accepting this greeting, you are bound by these terms: that- 
      * This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal;
      * This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration
shall be made to the original greeting and that 
      the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged;
      * This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually
implement any of the wishes;
      * This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions
and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees
in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the
wishor;
      * This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be
expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of
one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first; 
      * The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited
replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor;

      * Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father
Christmas", "Our Savior", or any other festive figures, whether actual
or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from
them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any
referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged. 

Addendum:
Merry Christmas.




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