RE: Is my N/W safe?

  • From: Troy Radtke <TRadtke@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "'[ISAserver.org Discussion List]'" <isalist@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 23 Jul 2004 08:35:17 -0500

Sure, here's the easy way:

Call the phone company, cancel all phone lines into the building....
Take all the computers, put them in 1 room with vicious guard dogs.....
Run around like crazy cutting all of the network cables, trying to avoid the
dogs....
Give said vicious guard dogs scuba tanks, fill room with cement....
Here's where the scuba tanks come in: Drop said room in deepest trench in
ocean....
Last step: (note: better for guard dogs if you do this before dropping in
ocean)
Unplug all power to that room.....

So, after you do all of that, I'd advise going to a hypnotherapist and have
your memory of the event erased that way you can't be tortured to find out
where it is.....


-----Original Message-----
From: dhanu patil [mailto:dhanupatil@xxxxxxxxxxx] 
Sent: Thursday, July 22, 2004 10:54 PM
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Subject: [isalist] Is my N/W safe?


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Hi all,

I have just installed and configured ISA 2000 SP1 server, with some basic
configuration allowing HTTP,MSN access, how can i confirm that my LAN is
safe  from hackers or intruders,  Is there any way to prevent such things?

thanks & regards,

Dhananjay

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