[guide.chat] wonderful english signs

From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <gary128169@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 8 Aug 2012 11:00:13 +0100

:Fwd: Wonderful english signs

 : Wonderful english signs
Wonderful  English from Around the World
In a  Bangkok temple: 

IT IS  FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A  MAN. 
Cocktail lounge,  Norway: 
LADIES  ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctor's  office, Rome: 

SPECIALIST  IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry  cleaners, Bangkok:

DROP  YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS
In a  Nairobi restaurant: 

CUSTOMERS  WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER. 
On the  main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi:

TAKE  NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS  IMPASSABLE.
On a  poster at Kenco: 

ARE  YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.
In a  City restaurant:

OPEN  SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.
In a  cemetery:

PERSONS  ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES  
. 
Tokyo  hotel's rules and regulations:

GUESTS  ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN  
BED. 
On the  menu of a Swiss restaurant:

OUR  WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.
In a  Tokyo bar:

SPECIAL  COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.
Hotel,  Yugoslavia:

THE  FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE  CHAMBERMAID. 
Hotel,  Japan:

YOU  ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.
In the  lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox  monastery:

YOU  ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET  
COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT  THURSDAY. 
A sign  posted in Germany 's Black Forest:

IT IS  STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF  
DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT  
UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE. 
Hotel,  Zurich:

BECAUSE  OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN 
THE  BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS  PURPOSE.
Advertisement  for donkey rides, Thailand:

WOULD  YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?
Airline  ticket office, Copenhagen:

WE  TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.
A  laundry in Rome:

LADIES,  LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD  
TIME.

 
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