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- From: "harold kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 7 Aug 2012 13:19:47 +0100
:Fwd:The Top Ten Signs Your End is Nigh!
1. You can't remember having been so old before in your entire life,
but you're not certain.
2. Taking a "breather" during weekend chores means resting until
Wednesday. 3. You miss appointments because you fall asleep during sex
and there's no one to wake you up.
4. When your doctor has a new patient, he often calls you to consult.
5. You find the four co-eds living next door drinking and
skinny-dipping in your pool, so you call the police.
6. One morning, you call the pound to come pick up the stray animal in
your yard; in the afternoon, you call them to report a missing cat. 7.
You've given up trying to watch the news because the networks are only
showing some movie about a black President.
8. The police arrive at your house before every anniversary
re-broadcast of "The War of the Worlds."
8. You wake up and search for the phone number of the beautiful woman
you just met.
. . . .
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