[guide.chat]
- From: "Ela" <elagreen2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide.chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:14:54 +0100
A guy goes to the
supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says,
"Hello"
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her
from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'.
To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
"My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party, that I made love to on the pool
table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery???"
She looks into his
eyes and says calmly,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
. No, I'm
your son's teacher."
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