:FWD: Its all Irish! Paddy and Murphy working on a building site Murphy said to Paddy nip up the site and get me a wheel barrow, Paddy came back with 2 wheel barrows, one inside the other , Murphy said I told you to just get a wheel barrow! Paddy scratched his head and said you don't think I was going to carry it here did you. And theres more Did you hear about the Irish man who thought Ellesmere Port was a bottle of wine. And theres more What about the Irishman who thought Sherlock Holmes was a block of flats And theres more The same Irishman thought Sheffield Wednesday was a bank holiday. And theres more And the Irishman who lived not far from Keith who thought that Somerset Van Hire was a Dutch painter. Haha haha checked by Dave. You will