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- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 7 Mar 2012 21:51:18 -0000
Spaghetti
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not
wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused
wife.
'Honey!,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card
today.'
'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written:
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Three with meatballs, two without.
Send extra sauce.
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