[guide.chat] horrid Henry
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 9 Feb 2012 22:16:44 -0000
Here are the last of the
Horrid Henry's jokes
JOKES MUCH TOO
RUDE TO TELL
MUM
Yes! Now some real jokes.,,,
What did the consitpated mathematician do?,,,
He got a pencil and worked it out.,,,
What jumps out from behind a snowdrift and
shows you his bottom?,,,
The A-bum-inable snowman.,,,
If a centipede a pint and a millipede a
litre, how much can a preipice?,,,
A little girl wet herself in class and
the teacher asked her why she
didn't put up her hand.
'I did, Miss, but it
ran through my
fingers.',,,
If you're American
when you go into the toilet
and American
when you come out of
the ytoilet, what are you
when you're in the toilet?,,,
European.,,,
What did the doctor say to the man
wearing cing-film?,,,
'I can clearly see you're nuts.',,,,,
Knock Knock.,,,
Who's there?,,
Madam.,,
Madam who?,,,
Madam fingers
are stuck in
the keyhole!,,,
Knock Knock!,,,
Who's there?,,
Done up.,,
done up who?,,,
You did a poo?!,,,
Did you hear about the cannibal who
passed his cousin in the woods?,,,
What did the elephant say to the naked man?,,,
'you can't pick up ----'
'Henry! That's enough! Go to your room!'
the end
You will
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