[guide.chat] The Ugly Frog

From: "JM Martin" <jmartin33@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2010 11:07:00 -0000

    THE UGLY FROG 

An older lady was somewhat lonely and 
decided she needed a pet to keep her 
company. So, off to the pet shop she 
went. She searched and searched. 
None of the pets seemed to catch her 
interest, except this ugly frog. As she 
walked by the jar he was in, she looked 
and he winked at her. 

                       He whispered, 'I'M SO 
                        LONELY, TOO. BUY ME 
                      AND TAKE ME HOME.. YOU 
                       WON'T EVER BE SORRY.' 

                   The old lady figured, what the 
                       heck! She hadn't found 
                   anything else.So, she bought 
                    the frog. She placed him in 
                     the car, on the front seat 
                   beside her.As she was slowly 
                     driving down the road, the 
                    frog whispered to her 'KISS 
                        ME AND YOU WON'T BE 
                             SORRY.'! 


                     So! The old lady figured, 
                         WHAT THE HECK, and 
                         kissed the frog. 



                          IMMEDIATELY the 
                   frog turned into an absolutely 
                       gorgeous, sexy, young, 
                          handsome prince 


THE PRINCE THEN 
RETURNED THE OLD 
LADY'S KISS.
SUDDENLY THE OLD LADY 
FELT HERSELF 
TRANSFORMING FROM HIS 
KISS. NOW CAN YOU 
GUESS WHAT THE OLD 
LADY TURNED INTO?

COME ON GUESS!

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SHE TURNED 
INTO THE FIRST 
Travelodge SHE 
COULD FIND!!!

She's old......NOT 
DEAD!!!!!


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