[guide.chat] Man of the House
- From: "JM Martin" <jmartin33@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2010 11:09:43 -0000
Man of the House
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN
OF
YOUR HOUSE'.
He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to
know that I
am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal
tonight,
and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner,
you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want.
'Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my
back and towel
me dry and bring me my robe...Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then
tomorrow,
guess who's going to dress me and do my hair?
Without even looking up from her morning paper the wife replied, 'The f####'
funeral director
would be my first guess.'
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