[guide.chat] NHS - Brilliant

  • From: "Dave Bonner" <djbonner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:25:26 +0100


 

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A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS   hospital and this conversation
follows: 

'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted
last week with chest pains and I just want to know if her condition has
deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'Do you know which ward she is in?'

'Yes, ward P, room 2B'

'I'll just put you through to the nurse station.'

'Hello, ward P, how can I help?'

'I would just like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree, I was
wondering if her condition had deteriorated, stabilised or improved?'

'I'll just check her notes. I'm pleased to say that Mrs Tiptree's condition
has improved. She has regained her appetite, her temperature has steadied
and after some routine checks tonight, she should be well enough to go home
tomorrow.'

'Oh that's wonderful news, I'm so happy, thank you ever so much!'

'You seem very relieved, are you a close friend or relative?'

'No, I'm Mrs Tiptree in room 2b. Nobody tells you f**k all in here
 


 

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