[guide.chat] Jokes sent to me by a friend
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 3 Mar 2010 14:55:59 -0000
Jokes.
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
A magician was driving down a road..... then he turned into a drive way........
What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup.!
Why does a squirrel swim on his back, to keep his nuts dry.
How did Burga King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.!
Why doesn't a cockerel wear pants?
Because his pecker is on his head.
And finally.
If a fire fighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go
down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Keith, is it my imagination or are these jokes getting worse?
So it's goodnight from me and it's goodnight from him.
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