[guide.chat] Fwd:Dieting { received with many thanks to Jenny Coupe }
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:34:17 +0100
:Fwd:Dieting :
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. 'I
want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, then eat regularly
again for 2 days then skip a day ...... And repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.' When
the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?' The
Irishman nodded ... 'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going
to drop dead on dat 3rd day.' 'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the
doctor. 'No, from the blinkin' skippin'
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