[guide.chat] Fwd : Jokes from Charlotte .
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 5 Sep 2010 00:02:46 +0100
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From:Charlotte and John
Sent On: 02/09/2010 23:27
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Jokes.
I've just been attacked by a Ginger boy doing martial arts, turns out he was
The Carrott ee Kid!!
What did the yellow tooth say to the White tooth?? ..............'is it cos I
is plaque!'
A family take their mum to a nursing home. The nurses bathe her then sit her
in a chair by the window. She slowly starts to lean over to one side. 2
attentive nurses straighten her up. She starts to tilt to the other side. The
nurses rush back to put her upright. This goes on all morning. The family
arrive and asks "Are they treatin you alright?" "Its pretty nice," mum replies,
"except the gits won't let you fart!"
Lionel Richie has opened a butchers shop for mus----s, it's called ,Halal, is
it meat your lookin for'.....................
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Sorry but I have had to doctor one of the last words .Keith
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