[guide.chat] Fwd.
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 10 Mar 2010 00:01:28 -0000
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From: Jenny Fwd Email Brown goes on a state visit to Israel.
While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes
away.
The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have
him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy
Land, for just £100.'
The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They come
back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.
The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to
ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the
deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games or help the elderly'
The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here,
and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance.
'
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