[guide.chat] : Fw: Fwd: FW: Ole the Norwegian wrestler
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Thu, 28 Apr 2011 00:06:50 +0100
: Fw: Fwd: FW: Ole the Norwegian wrestler
Here is yet another very good one from Judith ,it made me wince a bit reading
it I think...Keith
Subject: Fw: Fwd: FW: Ole the Norwegian wrestler
Subject: Fwd: FW: Ole the Norwegian wrestler
Ole the Norwegian wrestler
A Russian and Ole the Norwegian wrestler were set to square off for the
Olympic Gold Medal. Before the final match, the Norwegian wrestling coach
came to Ole and said, "Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian.. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has".
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're
finished'. Ole nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, Ole and the Russian circled each other several times,
looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward,
grabbing Ole and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of
disappointment arose from the crowd and the coach buried his face in his
hands, for he knew all was lost.. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a scream, then a cheer from the crowd and the coach
raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and Ole collapsed on top of him making the
pin and winning the match.. The crowd went crazy. The coach was astounded.
When he finally got his wrestler alone, he asked, "How did you ever get out
of that hold? No one has ever done it before!"
Ole answered, "Vell, I vas ready to give up ven he got me in dat hold, but
at da last moment, I opened my eyes and saw dis pair of testicles right in
front of my face...I had nuttin' to lose so wid my last ounce of strength I
stretched out my neck and bit dose babies just as hard as I could."
So the trainer exclaimed, "That's what finished him off!"
"Vel not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get ven you bite your own
nuts!"
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