[guide.chat] : Fw: Florida State Trooper
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:14:57 -0000
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From: Sheila
Sent On: 13/03/2010 00:
Subject: Fw: Florida State Trooper
Subject: Fw: Florida State Trooper
A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the
dealership.
Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80mph, enjoying the wind blowing
through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down
1-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a
Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it
to 100mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too
old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the
Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30
minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding --- a
reason I've never before heard --- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a
Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back".
"Have a good day, Sir", replied the trooper.
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