[guide.chat] Forwarded Email: Fwd: This made me smile!
- From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 28 Mar 2010 18:00:41 +0100
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I love the last paragraph!!!
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> WHY GOD MADE MUMS
> > Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:
> > Why did God make mothers?
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> 1. She's the only one who knows where the selotape is.
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> 2. Mostly to clean the house.
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> 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
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> How did God make mothers?
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> 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
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> 2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
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> 3. God made my mum just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.
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> What ingredients are mothers made of?
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> 1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the
> world and one dab of mean.
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> 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
> string, I think.
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> Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
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> 1. We're related.
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> 2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mum like me.
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> What kind of a little girl was your mum?
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> 1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff.
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> 2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
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> 3. They say she used to be nice.
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> What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
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> 1. His last name.
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> 2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
> on beer?
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> 3. Does he make at least £8000 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
> chores?
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> Why did your mum marry your dad?
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> 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mum eats a lot.
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> 2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
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> 3. My grandma says that mum didn't have her thinking cap on.
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> Who's the boss at your house?
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> 1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such an idiot.
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> 2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
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> 3. I guess mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
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> What's the difference between mums and dads?
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> 1. Mums work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
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> 2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
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> 3. Dads are taller and stronger, but mums have all the real power 'cause
> that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
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> 4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
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> What does your mum do in her spare time?
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> 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
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> 2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
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> What would it take to make your mum perfect?
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> 1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of
> plastic surgery.
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> 2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
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> If you could change one thing about your mum, what would it be?
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> 1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
> that.
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> 2. I'd make my mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it
> not me.
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> 3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of
> her head.
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