[guide.chat] :: FW: Ghosts
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 29 Mar 2010 00:16:35 +0100
-----Original Message-----
From: Christine
Subject: FW: Ghosts
hope you like this one.
Subject: Ghosts
A professor at Otago University (NZ) was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in
ghosts?
About 90 students raise their hands.
'Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe,do any of you think you
have seen a ghost?'
About 40 students raise their hands.
'That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to or touched a ghost?'
About 3 students raise their hand.
'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further....Have any of you
ever made love to a ghost?'
Way in the back, Abduhl raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.'
The big student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to
the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, 'So, Abduhl , tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?'
Abduhl replied, "Ah, Sorry. From way back there I thought you said 'Goat'!"
Best wishes
Keith
Skype name Keith.Wines
MSN keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxx
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