[guide.chat] Blind Pilot

  • From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 19 Sep 2010 19:19:15 +0100

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated 
waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.

The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking 
up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot 
is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles 
down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered 
with sunglasses.

At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of 
practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the 
airplane begins moving down the runway.

The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering 
among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.

Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some 
passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of 
the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.

When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden 
change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last 
moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.

Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: 
"You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we 
aren't going to know when to take off!"
                                          


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