[GeoStL] Re: NGR-But too good to pass up!

  • From: pandybat@xxxxxxxx
  • To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:40:02 -0500

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UGH! I knew that was coming! LOL
Sandy - PandyBat

On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:21:18 -0500 Mike Lusicic <lusicic@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
writes:
> -
> So this is the kind of stuff you go in for, eh? OK. I guess I have 
> to 
> pay my dues.  Here is one back at you....
> 
> Mayonnaise
>  
>  
>  Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was 
> 
>  manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 
> jars of 
>  the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which 
> was to
>  be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New 
> York.
>  
>  This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever 
> 
>  delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it 
> to
>  New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was 
> forever lost.
>  
>  The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were 
> eagerly 
>  awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish 
> was
>  so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they 
> still 
>  observe to this day.
>  
>  The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is 
> known, of 
>  course, as Sinko de Mayo.
> 
> 
> 
> GC-RGS wrote:
> 
> >-
> >
> > SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY
> >
> >A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One 
> summer
> >they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She 
> wasn't
> >unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; 
> she would
> >approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around 
> furtively, then
> >speak to them. Generally the people would respond negatively and 
> she would
> >wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a 
> quick
> >exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple 
> assumed
> >she
> >was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they 
> didn't know
> >for
> >sure they just continued to watch her.
> >
> >After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever 
> noticed that
> >she
> >only approaches people with boom boxes and other electronic 
> devices?" He
> >hadn't,
> >and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and 
> our big
> >radio
> >and go lie out on the beach.  Then we can find out what she's 
> really doing."
> >
> >Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost 
> hopping up
> >down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband 
> and then
> >leave.
> >The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.
> >
> >Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly in a hushed voice.
> >
> >"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he 
> should have.
> >
> >"Well, What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly 
> shrieked.
> >
> >The man grinned and said, "She sells batteries."
> >"Batteries!!??" cried the wife with astonishment.
> >
> >"Yes,....." he replied calmly. "She sells C cells by the seashore."
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