- UGH! I knew that was coming! LOL Sandy - PandyBat On Thu, 16 Sep 2004 22:21:18 -0500 Mike Lusicic <lusicic@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> writes: > - > So this is the kind of stuff you go in for, eh? OK. I guess I have > to > pay my dues. Here is one back at you.... > > Mayonnaise > > > Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was > > manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 > jars of > the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which > was to > be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New > York. > > This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever > > delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it > to > New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was > forever lost. > > The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were > eagerly > awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish > was > so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they > still > observe to this day. > > The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is > known, of > course, as Sinko de Mayo. > > > > GC-RGS wrote: > > >- > > > > SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY > > > >A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One > summer > >they noticed a girl who was at the beach pretty much every day. She > wasn't > >unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; > she would > >approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around > furtively, then > >speak to them. Generally the people would respond negatively and > she would > >wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a > quick > >exchange of money for something she carried in her bag. The couple > assumed > >she > >was selling drugs, and debated calling the cops, but since they > didn't know > >for > >sure they just continued to watch her. > > > >After a couple of weeks the wife said, "Honey, have you ever > noticed that > >she > >only approaches people with boom boxes and other electronic > devices?" He > >hadn't, > >and said so. Then she said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and > our big > >radio > >and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's > really doing." > > > >Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost > hopping up > >down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband > and then > >leave. > >The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. > > > >Well, Is she selling drugs?" she asked excitedly in a hushed voice. > > > >"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he > should have. > > > >"Well, What is it, then? What does she do?" his wife fairly > shrieked. > > > >The man grinned and said, "She sells batteries." > >"Batteries!!??" cried the wife with astonishment. > > > >"Yes,....." he replied calmly. "She sells C cells by the seashore." **************************************** Our WebPage! Http://WWW.GeoStL.com Mail List Info. //www.freelists.org/cgi-bin/list?list_id=geocaching Mail List FAQ's: //www.freelists.org/help/questions.html **************************************** To unsubscribe from this list: send an email to geocaching-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field