[GeoStL] Re: My Garmin
- From: Steve Bromley <steve.bromley@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 12:42:24 -0500
I love it. Have you shown it to Bridget yet?
On Oct 17, 2012 12:14 PM, "Mike Griffin" <brawnybear@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Funny!****
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> I have a little Garmin,****
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> It sits there in my car. ****
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> A Garmin is a driver's friend.****
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> It tells you where you are.****
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> I have a little Garmin,****
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> I've had it all my life.****
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> It’s better than the normal ones.****
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> My Garmin is my wife!!****
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> It gives me full instructions****
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> Especially how to drive.****
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> "It's thirty miles an hour", it says****
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> "You're doing thirty five".****
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> It tells me when to stop and start****
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> And when to use the brake.****
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> And tells me that it's never ever****
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> Safe to overtake.****
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> It tells me when a light is red****
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> And when it goes to green.****
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> It seems to know instinctively****
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> Just when to intervene.****
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> It lists the vehicles just in front****
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> And all those to the rear.****
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> And taking this into account****
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> It specifies my gear.****
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> I'm sure no other driver****
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> Has so helpful a device.****
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> For when we leave and lock the car****
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> It still gives its advice.****
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> It fills me up with counselling.****
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> Each journey's pretty fraught.****
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> So why don't I exchange it****
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> And get a quieter sort?****
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> Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,****
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> Makes sure I'm properly fed,****
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> It washes all my shirts and things****
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> And - keeps me warm in bed!****
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> Despite all these advantages****
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> And my tendency to scoff,****
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> I do wish that once in a while****
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> I could turn the dang thing off!****
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> Thanks!****
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> Mike****
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> Brawny Bear****
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