[GeoStL] Re: My Garmin
- From: Michael Rogers <mrogers07@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 17 Oct 2012 10:15:26 -0700 (PDT)
LOL!
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From: Mike Griffin <brawnybear@xxxxxxxxx>
To: geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Wednesday, October 17, 2012 12:14 PM
Subject: [GeoStL] My Garmin
Funny!
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I have a little Garmin,
It sits there in my car.
A Garmin is a driver's friend.
It tells you where you are.
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I have a little Garmin,
I've had it all my life.
Itâs better than the normal ones.
My Garmin is my wife!!
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It gives me full instructions
Especially how to drive.
"It's thirty miles an hour", it says
"You're doing thirty five".
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It tells me when to stop and start
And when to use the brake.
And tells me that it's never ever
Safe to overtake.
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It tells me when a light is red
And when it goes to green.
It seems to know instinctively
Just when to intervene.
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It lists the vehicles just in front
And all those to the rear.
And taking this into account
It specifies my gear.
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I'm sure no other driver
Has so helpful a device.
For when we leave and lock the car
It still gives its advice.
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It fills me up with counselling.
Each journey's pretty fraught.
So why don't I exchange it
And get a quieter sort?
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Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
Makes sure I'm properly fed,
It washes all my shirts and things
And - keeps me warm in bed!
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Despite all these advantages
And my tendency to scoff,
I do wish that once in a while
I could turn the dang thing off!
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Thanks!
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Mike
Brawny Bear
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