[first_defenders] This is cute ...
- From: "Gisela Marcusky" <gjmarcusky@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <first_defenders@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 16:58:47 -0600
6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, Which human body part
increases to 6 times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be
asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they
will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down.
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases
to 6 times its size when stimulated?"
Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she
gonna get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that
increases 6 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for
you, young lady, I have three things to say:
(1) you have a dirty mind,
(2) you didn't read your homework, and
(3) one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!
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