[etni] bloopers
- From: Sharon Tzur <sharontzu5@xxxxxxx>
- To: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 07 Jun 2005 14:15:04 +0300
**** If I had the chance to do it all over again. - www.etni.org ****
I have made up a letter based ENTIRELY on bloopers - I did not add anything;
it's all authentic, but I did mix and match some bloopers which I thought
juxtapositioned in a humorous way. (I'm not sure if juxtaposition can be
used as a verb. but you know what I mean.
Dir John:
Hello! Hi! Hey!
I would like to apply myself to the job. / I would like to offer myself for
the job / I would like to suggest myself to the job. / I would like to
nominate myself for the office of counselor. I am a suitable candidate.
I am a 20 year old gay. I'm interested in the sports instructor you are
offering.
My age is 17 years old. In spite of my early age, I would like to be a
counsel at your camp.
I consider myselfs feet for the job for some reasons:
I am a birth cooker. I know the basic of cooking. I always cook square meals
for my family.
I have a special fond for children. Overmore, I will give a lot of prices
for the kids.
I can keep a stiff upper lip and I am very reflexible.
And the most very important reason is that I can do the job on the best
side.
I am a qualified candidate. Nevertheless, I know English.
No matter what I write you, you won't believe me.
I extremely hope that you will hire me.
Yours,
XXXXXX
##### To send a message to the ETNI list email: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx #####
##### Send queries and questions to: ask@xxxxxxxx #####
Other related posts:
