[elky] Tiffany's..........laugh out loud stuff!
- From: John Christensen <johncgg@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: undisclosed-recipients:;
- Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2010 19:53:56 -0600
*FARTING AT TIFFANY'S*
*A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND
BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT.
AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY, SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS.
VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER
LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR. AS SHE
TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN THE FORM OF A SALESMAN
STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER.
GOOD LOOKING AS WELL AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER, HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES
ONE WOULD EXPECT OF A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S.
HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU
TODAY?
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE, BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW
MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS, 'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF THIS
LOVELY BRACELET?'
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM, IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT - YOU'RE GOING TO SHIT
WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE."*
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