[elky] Funny Diamond Statistics
- From: John Christensen <johncgg@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: undisclosed-recipients:;
- Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2010 19:25:37 -0600
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*FUNNY DIAMOND STATISTICS*
*Every December 26th, approximately 15% of men sleep on the couch because
they did not buy their wives jewelry.*
*Danger! On average, 87 diamond wholesalers pop themselves in the eye with a
diamond flying from a tweezers.*
*Bench jewelers average 8 minutes a day looking for their magnifier visor,
rarely remembering it's on their head.*
*Jewelers feel they waste an estimated 60 hours a week attempting to pry
water-proof backs off watches just to change a $2 battery. *
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*Jewelers lose an average of 12 minutes per week fishing in the ultra sonic
cleaner for lost jewelry.*
*Every jeweler has witnessed at least one man faint, throw up, or run out of
the store at the sight of an engagement ring.*
*Once a day, at least one skeptic tests the hardness of a diamond by
slamming it in a drawer or running over the gem with their car.*
*Hasn't at least one jeweler thought, "this marriage is doomed" as they rang
up the couple's engagement rings?*
*Every 6 minutes a new bride shows off her engagement ring excitedly to her
single girl friend who secretly thinks, "Mine is going to be SO much
bigger!"*
*Tragically, 1 out of every 25 ear piercings done by jewelers is too low,
resulting in forever saggy ear lobes.*
*Every 15 minutes a jeweler reflects, "Wait a minute! I am selling a shiny
rock for $5000"!*
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