#115 April 15, 2009 from http://www.don-guitar.com Online version: http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html Archives: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ First word, from Don: Bad news: I wound up with a dead battery in the van because I left the interior lights on. I got a speeding ticket (first traffic citation in over 20 years) yesterday, I'm coming down with something (feels like bronchitis). Richard (the drummer in my band) and Angel (his wife who is a promising young singer) had their house burn down. Good news: I have a great set of booster cables in the van. I played gigs last Friday, Saturday and Sunday so I've got enough money in my wallet to pay the traffic fine. We have a medicine chest full of remedies which will help with whatever it is I'm coming down with. Best of all, neither Richard nor Angel was hurt in the fire. Yes, they lost everything but those were just 'things'. They still have one another and that's all that truly matters. For years now, every time I've seem a puppy or a duck I've struggled to remember a couple of silly little 'alphabets' I can almost-but-not-quite recall from my childhood. I've quoted the bits I can remember to Lisa often enough that she finally insisted I research them on the web. It took a bit of searching but I found them. The Puppy Alphabet: A B C D M puppies? L M A N O puppies! O S A R puppies! C D M P N? The Duck Alphabet: M R ducks. M R not. M R 2! C D E D B D feet? L I B! M R ducks! I also found a couple of variations on the theme which gave us a laugh. Hope you enjoy them too. M R snakes. M R not. O S A R! C M B D eyes? L I B! M R snakes! M R farmers. M R not. O S A R. C M M T pockets? L I B! M R farmers! Editors note: Just in case you're baffled by these, pronounce the letters as though they were words. Enjoy, Don Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blog. http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ Section One by Don. Blogs have become a plentiful and enjoyable source of reading matter but you go through a lot of coal to get to the diamonds. These sites can improve your odds. http://weblogawards.org/ http://bloggerschoiceawards.com/ http://www.thebestofblogs.com/ http://2009.bloggies.com/ http://blognetawards.com/ If you want to find blogs that deal with a specific topic they're easy to find. Queries like 'hunting blogs', 'Canadian blogs', or 'history blogs' will produce many results and, with luck, you'll be able to find a category specific awards site enabling you to further refine the quality of your choices. Stories and anecdotes about clueless computer users. http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/ Tech support humor. http://www.wdell.com/humor/techsupport/ Geek humor. http://www.geekoftheday.com/ Computer humour. http://www.uktsupport.co.uk/humour/humidx.htm Geek Lite. http://www.g33klite.com/ Social network? Search engine? Um, wudever. http://linkedwords.com/ I've received this in my email a couple of times now (why do some folks think it's better to paste the whole web page into an email instead of simply sending a link? What's up with that?). http://www.pagetutor.com/trillion/index.html Ok, it's sort of cool, but come on, what good is it? http://flipmytext.com/ If you have a multimedia-ready computer and a really fast connection you can even watch TV on your PC (is it me or is there really something crazy about that?). http://www.nosubscriptionrequired.net/ Who remembers the rumor that went around back in nineteen-mumble about an invention that made cars run on water? According to the rumor, one of the 'Big Three' bought the invention and buried it in a secret vault, with many similar inventions. I guess they were too slow on the uptake this time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU47blakiiI End of Section One. This publication is only mailed to verified double opt-in subscribers, and is brought to you by me, Don Crowder, my wife, Lisa Miller, and //www.freelists.org Section Two by Lisa Jason Polan is trying to draw every person in New York. It could happen... http://everypersoninnewyork.blogspot.com/ A unique geological formation gave rise to a natural raceway. http://www.thingstodo.com/states/UT/blm/bonneville.html In today's economy, a side business can be a great idea. http://sidebiz.notlong.com Who didn't love the drive-in movies? http://www.driveintheater.com/ Stories to make you smile. http://homespunhighlights.wordpress.com/ I've listed Robert Niles before, but here he helps journalists-and the rest of us, understand the meaning of statistics. http://www.robertniles.com/stats/ Rachel Ray is popular for good reason, she shows us how to cook and enjoy! http://www.rachaelraymag.com/ Every Day Fiction. http://www.everydayfiction.com/ Good lyrics and tabs site, low on ads, high on content. http://www.cowboylyrics.com/ Tidbits and Stuff covers a lot of "living stuff" that interests us all. Nice section on making extra income. http://www.tidbitsandstuff.com/ Top 50 cult movies. Is your favorite here? http://www.filmsite.org/cultfilmsew.html Vintage gadgets and technology. http://www.retrothing.com/ End of Section Two. At the time this issue was posted, the current subscriber count for this publication was 373. This issue's collection of online news, blogs, magazines, videos and/or other informational sites. These are chosen for maximum diversity regardless of 'spin' and in some cases may have offensive or questionable content. http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/ http://www.daylife.com/home http://www.usmagazine.com/ http://www.newstoob.com/ http://volokh.com/ http://www.drewrozell.com/ http://www.skyandtelescope.com/ http://keznews.com/ http://www.dailytech.com/ http://www.infowars.com/ http://online.wsj.com/home-page http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAx-6nHEWbE http://www.beingtheremag.com/ http://www.ilike.org.uk/ http://www.ellasflashlight.com/ http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/ http://www.cinestatic.com/infinitethought/ http://www.neworleansradio.com/ http://www.hoboes.com/ http://www.colorlines.com/index.php http://truthlaidbear.com/ http://www.villagevoice.com/ http://www.sfbg.com/ http://www.amarillobay.org/ http://www.derbay.org/ http://www.dangerouslyirrelevant.org/ http://www.bnet.com/ http://www.crucialminutiae.com/ http://www.sciam.com/ http://www.smashingmagazine.com/ http://www.mikelee.org/ http://www.manhattan-institute.org/ http://www.highlandernews.com/ http://newspapertree.com/ http://edina.ac.uk/ http://highwire.stanford.edu/ http://www.emeraldinsight.com/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/double_exposure/ http://www.flickr.com/groups/justmountains/ Section Three by Don. A few music videos. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJKFJBbqJfU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g27EtAYxbhE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAbf8iHbNHg I'm not suggesting you purchase any of these but aren't they cool? http://www.ninestones.com/burntearth.shtml Sound clips of unusual instruments. http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/index.html Scenario: Someone sent you a file that was saved in one of Microsoft's new "Open" formats (which can only be 'opened' by MS products) and you don't have software to open the file. One solution is to use an online engine to convert the file to a format you can open. http://docx-converter.com/ http://www.zamzar.com/ A growing assortment of sound files. http://www.freesound.org/index.php Don't ask me what a 'widget' is, I think I'm becoming a dinosaur, but if you know what a widget is and want to make your own, here you go. http://www.widgetbox.com/ Recycling is once again becoming an important concept and there are plenty of helpful websites. http://www.freecycle.net/ http://earth911.com/ http://www.epa.gov/recyclecity/ http://www.obviously.com/recycle/ http://www.nrc-recycle.org/ http://www.recycle.net/ http://www.rbrc.org/start.php http://planetgreen.discovery.com/go-green/recycling/ http://www.recycle-steel.org/ http://www.recyclewirelessphones.com/ http://www.recycle.cc/ http://linkasa.com/ec1 http://www.lamprecycle.org/ http://www.recycleforbreastcancer.org/ http://www.wikihow.com/Recycle http://kids.niehs.nih.gov/recycle.htm http://linkasa.com/fc1 http://www.funbrain.com/recycle/index.html Conservation of energy is also important in these economically challenging times. http://www.fueleconomy.gov/ http://www.eere.energy.gov/ http://www.energystar.gov/ http://www.need.org/ http://hes.lbl.gov/ http://www.energyefficiencynews.com/ http://www.swenergy.org/ http://www.neep.org/ http://www.nwalliance.org/ http://www.seealliance.org/ http://www.neec.org/ http://www.epa.gov/cleanenergy/energy-programs/napee/ http://www.ornl.gov/sci/eere/index.shtml http://www.energy.gov/energyefficiency/index.htm http://www.energysavers.gov/ http://www.buyenergyefficient.org/ http://ase.org/ http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/efficiency/ http://www.cee1.org/ http://www.aceee.org/consumerguide/ Conserving your monetary resources matters too. http://www.everydollarmatters.com/ http://www.kiplinger.com/tools/budget/ http://www.momsbudget.com/ http://linkasa.com/gc1 http://www.moneyinstructor.com/budgeting.asp http://www.walletpop.com/ http://www.becentsable.net/ http://www.wisebread.com/ http://www.gender-budgets.org/ http://www.mappingyourfuture.org/money/budget.htm http://www.betterbudgeting.com/ http://www.mint.com/ http://www.budget101.com/ http://www.mymoney.gov/ https://www.budgetpulse.com/ I'm sleeping so much better since I got my CPAP machine that I considered having a t-shirt made that says 'I (heart) my CPAP' so, of course, I had to find places where I could have t-shirts made. http://www.customink.com/ http://www.uberprints.com/ http://www.bluecotton.com/ End of Section Three. If you'd like to help promote this non-commercial publication, please forward this ezine to anyone you know who might appreciate it. To spare them the forwarding carets (>> these things) I suggest you copy/paste the ezine to a new email window, or save the ezine as a text file to be inserted, or copy/pasted to a new email. If you've received this publication as a forward and wish to subscribe you may easily do so from online forms in either of these two locations: http://www.don-guitar.com/subsmanager.html //www.freelists.org/list/donspatch Section Four by Lisa. Why men should rethink drinking beer. http://rethinkbeer.notlong.com Magazine for Mac geeks. http://www.maclife.com/ Quotes by everyone about everything. http://www.quoteland.com/ My new favorite song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuFonaJtHgY You'll need more than a passport when travelling to Japan. http://www.planettokyo.com/ Various arists interpretations of Mary Shelley's Frankenstein monster. http://www.geocities.com/orbofnight1816/ The original Frankenstein, or "A Modern Prometheus". http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/84 Native American stories and legends. http://www.indianlegend.com/default.htm A wide range of how-to guides. http://quamut.com/ Exploring King Arthur in history, literature and legend. http://arthsoc.drruss.net/ http://www.britannia.com/history/h12.html End of Section Four. We welcome all comments, suggestions, or criticism. The form doesn't access your email client (it's a CGI form), so your privacy is assured. If you know of a website that would be a good candidate for this ezine, please pass it on via our online feedback form. http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Section Five by Don. There comes a time when one must say 'no' to prescription drugs as well. http://www.painfullyobvious.com/ Seems like everyone I know either needs a house or needs something fixed in the house they have but nobody has any extra money right now so it's DIY time. http://www.toolbase.org/ http://www.extremehowto.com/xh/index.asp http://www.onlinetips.org/ http://ideas.reliableremodeler.com/ http://www.drywallschool.com/ Maybe it's just me but I think the free-for-personal-use version of AVG has become adware so I've been using, and recommending, Avast for the past year or so. http://www.avast.com/eng/download-avast-home.html (instead of) http://free.avg.com/ Someone (I forget who) emailed to ask me how they could set their wristwatch as accurately as possible. http://wwp.greenwichmeantime.com/ http://www.time.gov/ Here's a software option for Windows users... http://www.worldtimeserver.com/atomic-clock/ ...or a clock for your website... http://www.worldtimeserver.com/clocks/ ...and some other goodies on the homepage. http://www.worldtimeserver.com/ The work of sketch artist John Leech (1841-1864). http://www.john-leech-archive.org.uk/ By now there's not likely to be anyone left who's never heard of Open Office dot org ) fully compatible with files created by Microsoft Office), but, just in case. http://www.openoffice.org/ If you need help with Open Office here's a place to start. http://www.oooforum.org/ Adventurous Australian women. http://www.adventurouswomen.com.au/ Adventurous Canadian women. http://www.adventurehers.com/ Who remembers 'The Outer Limits'? http://www.dailymotion.com/group/TheOuterLimitsOriginal Articles you can obtain from your local library. http://www.accessmylibrary.com/ Where would you like to go today? http://www.destination-traveler.com/default.asp Any math teachers out there? http://www.nctm.org/ Lots of reading, in lots of categories. http://ezinearticles.com/ End of Section Five. Archives for this ezine are available online here: //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/ The current issue is also available on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/currentissue.html RSS feed is available via this link. //www.freelists.org/archives/donspatch/feed.rss Section Six by Don. Halls of Fame (continued) Greater Buffalo (NY) sports. http://www.buffalosportshallfame.com/ International photography. http://www.iphf.org/ California. http://www.californiamuseum.org/exhibits/halloffame Shoeless Joe Jackson. http://www.blackbetsy.com/ Oklahoma jazz. http://www.okjazz.org/ Connecticut Women. http://www.cwhf.org/ Indiana baseball. http://www.indbaseballhalloffame.org/ Hawaiian music. http://www.hawaiimusicmuseum.org/ International gospel music. http://www.igmhf.org/ Pro football enshrinement festival. http://www.profootballhoffestival.com/ Urban and Regional Information Systems. http://www.urisa.org/hall_of_fame Long Island music. http://www.limusichalloffame.org/ Trivia. http://www.triviahalloffame.com/ World figure skating. http://www.worldskatingmuseum.org/ Jewish sports. http://www.jewishsports.org/jewishsports/ Oklahoma music. http://www.oklahomamusichalloffame.com/ Greyhound. http://www.greyhoundhalloffame.com/ Alabama jazz. http://www.jazzhall.com/ (to be continued) A few sites where you can find wallpaper images. http://www.eaa.org/wallpaper/ https://fedoraproject.org/wiki/Artwork/Wallpaper_Extras http://www.ushistory.org/betsy/more/flags.htm http://www.surfrider.org/wallpaper.asp http://www.denverzoo.org/kids/wallpaper.asp http://wwf-wallpaper.notlong.com End of Section Six. The Linux Corner. The Linux Mint blog. http://www.linuxmint.com/blog/ Lots and lots of documentation. http://www.comptechdoc.org/ Are you a registered Linux user? I'm Linux user #455165. http://counter.li.org/ BTIP is a pretty cool Linux user group. http://sites.google.com/site/berkeleytip/ This is, in a sense, a bridge to freedom. http://opensourcebridge.org/ Ubuntu users, unite! http://www.clububuntu.com/ A very cool interview with Linux Torvalds. http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1123917 Randy Noseworthy's Linux blog. http://randynoseworthy.blogspot.com/ A Little Humor. The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers, dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, 'Hello.' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes,' whispered the small voice. 'May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No.' Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your mommy there?' 'Yes.' 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No.' Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman.' Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's busy', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman', came the whispered answer. Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A hello-copper' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed whispering voice the child answered, 'The search team just landed the hello-copper.' Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: 'Me.' Tips for This Issue. Tech support. http://www.opentechsupport.net/ Tech info. http://www.techspot.com/ Gardening tips. http://linkasa.com/hc1 Researching the deep web. http://linkasa.com/ic1 Contributions From Our Readers. Links from readers are always welcome and you can even write your own link descriptions if you like (just tell me when you send them if that's what you intended). Guidelines are available here: http://www.don-guitar.com/descriptivetext.html From our web-sibling Jo-Ann (Jo) Burton: ( Jo's site: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/sharinglinks2/ ) 50 people, 1 question. http://fiftypeopleonequestion.com/ The RPM Challenge. http://www.rpmchallenge.com/ A Science Fiction blog. http://sfsignal.com/index.html Cool vintage advertisements. http://www.flickr.com/groups/vintage_advertising/pool/ An interesting site for women. http://www.divinecaroline.com/ Never mind your wallet, what's on your finger? http://www.theatlantic.com/doc/print/198202/diamond Thumbtack art from weburbanist.com. http://linkasa.com/jc1 Quite a range of interesting reading. http://www.ft.com/ Chocolate, a food without borders (from NPR). http://kajoo.notlong.com Meatloaf cupcakes (from the Chicago Decider). http://meatloaf-cupcakes.notlong.com An incredible collection of fonts. http://www.fontspace.com/ An interesting way to dispose of used lotter tickets. http://paperhummer.notlong.com A trucking duck (hey, we aren't making this stuff up). http://linkasa.com/kc1 Um 'Great' moments in presidential speeches (video). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxkpm7bH7j4 Sort of a DIY Rube Goldberg. http://inventionatplay.org/playhouse_tinker.html More cool stuff from the same place. http://inventionatplay.org/playhouse_main.html Our web-sibling Vinette DePhillipe says 'Enjoy the ride'. http://www.lshs64.com/enjoytheride.html From our web-sibling Jerry Fox. How do you get Pong from sheep and LEDs? http://www.slipperybrick.com/2009/03/pong-playing-led-sheep/ World's largest model railway. http://dvice.com/archives/2009/03/astonishing_mos.php Like gas in the night, this too will pass. http://www.duhism.com/ From our 'other brother' Bill (Beeyil) Lanoue. ( Bill's blog http://ncvietvet.blogspot.com/ ) Many things photographic. http://www.amateursnapper.com/ From our web-sibling John Lepse. ( John's blog: http://hucknjim.blogspot.com/ ) Playing for change. http://playingforchange.com/ Editor's note: Way cool! I've already ordered the CD/DVD combination from Amazon.com. Music and the human brain. http://musicandthebrain.notlong.com A terrific world news site. http://www.globalpost.com/ The Remember Song from Tom Rush (very funny). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM A nice site for legal forms and info. http://www.nolopress.com/ From our friend, neighbor and fellow Linux user Steven Scott. Linus Torvalds' blog. http://torvalds-family.blogspot.com/ ...and an article/interview with Linus from Simple-talk. http://stgeekoftheweek.notlong.com From our web-sibling Ted Whitford. Now this 'high-rise' hotel is the real thing for sure. http://www.hotelicopter.com/ Thanks Jo, Vi, Jerry, Bill, John, Stevie and Ted. Last word, from Lisa: It's been a bit of a trial getting my part of the ezine out this time, but I got in just under the wire. Our lives are busy but fulfilling. Our dog Cee Cee had several skin tumors removed yesterday, her new nickname is "Frankendog", she's got lots of heavy black stitches on her back. The lab tests should be back tomorrow, wish her luck. We try to put a little bit of ourselves into our opening and closing statements. Please don't forget, we'd like to hear a bit about you, too. 'Til next time, Lisa Our feedback form and contact info: http://www.don-guitar.com/contactme.html Lisa at myspace.com. http://www.myspace.com/81825549 Lisa's blog. http://thedirtgoddess.blogspot.com/ Don at myspace.com http://www.myspace.com/donguitar Don's blog. http://don-guitar.blogspot.com/ Don Crowder and Lisa Miller Wednesday, April 15, 2009 4:30 AM CST - Buchanan Lake Village, Texas, USA Served by the U.S. Post Office in Tow (rhymes-with-cow), Texas Privacy: We will never share, sell, or otherwise compromise your email address. Privacy Policy on our website. http://www.don-guitar.com/privacy.html Freelists.org Privacy Policy. //www.freelists.org/privacy.html The most important people on the Internet, for you and I as computer users, are software developers. The world's coolest computer, without software, is like a car without fuel. It might look great, but what can it do? 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