Hola, Andrea and all --

Andrea, you still are the head cheese.  How many eighth grade teachers go for their Ph.D.s?  Why, you?re Mother Teresa and a bag of chips.  (Enter three snaps in a ?z? formation.) 

Also, to all you crazy smokers, I want you to quit.  I had a little crush on Peter Jennings in eighth grade.  Who am I kidding?  It was last year.  Anywho, go with candy cigarettes.  They?re cheaper, and you sharpen them to point.  You know, if you?re ever in combat or anything like that.

Off to teach.

-- Uma